[译文]大嘴鸟

浮光掠影 · 发表于 2006-5-7 19:09:28

再看一次，回味无穷[em01]

vivian · 发表于 2006-5-8 03:51:07

<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">82.<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">什么东西黑白两色，布满红点？一只晒伤的企鹅。

vivian · 发表于 2006-5-8 03:51:30

<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">84. <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">问：为什么大象穿过马路要用这么长的时间：答：因为运大象的小鸡们有些力不从心。

vivian · 发表于 2006-5-8 03:51:53

<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">86.<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">什么鸟总是很悲伤？蓝知更鸟（<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">Bluebird<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">）。

vivian · 发表于 2006-5-8 03:52:19

87.问：怎样确定你自己是否是一个鸟人：答：看你有没有为吸引秃鹰装死过。

vivian · 发表于 2006-5-8 03:52:34

87.问：怎样确定你自己是否是一个鸟人?答：看你有没有为吸引秃鹰装死过。

vivian · 发表于 2006-5-8 03:53:01

88. 什么东西黑白两色，布满红点？一只晒伤的山雀。（这次企鹅换成了山雀）

vivian · 发表于 2006-5-8 03:53:22

89.为什么小鸟穿过马路？因为今天小鸡放假了！

vivian · 发表于 2006-5-8 03:54:02

eregrine Falcon<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">）<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">和秃鹰<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">Bald Eagle<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">）<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">会得到什么<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">？<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">游鹰和秃隼。

vivian · 发表于 2006-5-8 03:54:56

95.一鸟在林，胜过一鸟在手。

vivian · 发表于 2006-5-8 03:56:14

<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> 102.<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">为什么鸟离开了这个网页？因为这里的<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">笑话实在太蠢了。

vivian · 发表于 2006-5-8 03:56:30

105. 一只蜜蜂和鸟杂交会得到什么？蜜鸟。

vivian · 发表于 2006-5-8 03:56:50

106. 问：什么鸟住的地方有一个方形的出入口？答：广场乌鸦（Square Crow）。

vivian · 发表于 2006-5-8 03:57:14

107.一只鹦鹉和狮子杂交会得到什么？我不知道。不过，不管它说什么，恐怕你都得好好听着。

vivian · 发表于 2006-5-8 03:57:37

110.从前有一只燕子和一只鸭子。燕子的名字叫“闭嘴”，鸭子的名字叫“麻烦”。又一天它们两个到公园玩捉迷藏的游戏。“麻烦”藏起来，“闭嘴”找了半天也找不到。天渐渐黑了，“闭嘴”碰到担任公园管理员的主红雀（cardinal），主红雀问它叫什么名字，“闭嘴”回答“闭嘴”。主红雀再问一次，居然还是得到同样的回答，它不禁有些恼火了，问燕子：“小子，你是不是想找麻烦？”燕子立即回答：“没错，你能帮我找找吗？”

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