[译文]大嘴鸟

协会秘书处 · 发表于 2006-4-25 01:13:43

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正宗行者 · 发表于 2006-4-26 00:40:13

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vivian · 发表于 2006-4-26 20:28:11

17.一首打油诗如此写到---小鸟小鸟天上飞，成双成对真好看。诸位看官不要喊，否则母牛也上天。

vivian · 发表于 2006-4-26 20:28:36

18.问：为什么小鸡要横穿马路？答：为了证明给负鼠看它也会临危不乱。译者注：负鼠被狗或土狼追赶时，会发出嗥叫声或嘶叫声。但如果被抓住了，它就会装死，身体完全变得软瘫，这时，不少敌人便失去了吃它的兴趣，因为它们一般不爱吃已死的动物。

vivian · 发表于 2006-4-26 20:29:00

<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">19. <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">问：重达<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">1000<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">磅的金丝雀（<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">canary<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">）会说什么？<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">---<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">嘿，看这里有只小猫！

vivian · 发表于 2006-4-26 20:29:24

20.鸟飞过K-Mart这样的大超市时，它们的叫声是---贱！贱！贱！如果停在剪草机上则变成---剪！剪！剪！

vivian · 发表于 2006-4-26 20:29:47

21.一天一只小鸡走进图书馆说：“苏（书）”，于是管理员给了它一本书。第二天小鸡又来了，说“苏（书），苏（书）”，于是管理员给了它两本书。第三天小鸡又来了，说“苏（书），苏（书），苏（书）”，于是管理员给了它三本书。管理员好奇极了，就尾随它想看个究竟。一直跟到一个池塘边，小鸡停下脚步，把书递给一只青蛙，说：“炼（念）吧。”

vivian · 发表于 2006-4-26 20:30:08

22.体重30磅的麻雀的叫声是这样的---喳喳喳！

vivian · 发表于 2006-4-26 20:30:37

25.一个魔术师在一艘豪华油轮上表演，每次他的宠物鹦鹉都在一旁多嘴，“他藏在了他的袖子里！”“在他的口袋里！” “在他的鞋里！” “在他的鞋子里！”惹得魔术师很恼火。有一天魔术师正在表演时，锅炉爆炸了，油轮也沉没了。幸运的是魔术师慌乱中抓住了一只桌子在海上漂流了几天。鹦鹉表现得反常地沉默，一连三天一言不发。第四天它终于忍不住了，对它的主人说：“好吧，我服输---你到底把轮船藏到哪里去了？”

vivian · 发表于 2006-4-26 20:31:30

<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">26.<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">几只骆驼和火鸡在沙漠中跋涉。当它们走得口渴难耐时，看到远处有一小潭水，于是它们飞奔而去。骆驼先赶到，把所有的水都喝光了。火鸡在一旁说：“骆驼，你把所有的水都喝光了。”<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">骆驼回答说：“菜鸟，不要你多嘴！”。于是他们又上路了。它们走呀走，走到骆驼又有点渴了，而火鸡更是渴得厉害。当它们又看到远处的第二潭水时，又是骆驼先赶到，把所有的水都喝光了。火鸡在一旁说：“骆驼，你把所有的水都喝光了。”<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">骆驼回答说：“菜鸟，不要你多嘴！”。于是他们又上路了。它们走呀走，走到骆驼又有点渴了，而火鸡渴得快昏过去了。当它们又看到远处的第三潭水时，又是骆驼先赶到，把所有的水都喝光了。火鸡在一旁说：“骆驼，你把所有的水都喝光了。”<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">骆驼回答说：“菜鸟，不要你多嘴！”。于是他们又上路了。它们走呀走，走到骆驼又有点渴了，而火鸡再也支撑不下去了。当它们又看到远处的第三潭水时，（你说什么？应该是第四潭水？）<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">----<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“菜鸟，不要你多嘴！”

vivian · 发表于 2006-4-26 20:31:54

<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> 27.<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">这是一个真实的故事。我的观鸟师傅有一次外出时，他的<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">14<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">岁女儿给他留了一张纸条，上面写到：“爸爸，琼斯先生打电话来了，说他在机场看到了山鸻（<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">Upland Plovers<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">），可是对不起，我忘记问他是哪一班航班了。”

vivian · 发表于 2006-4-26 20:32:19

29.两个老头和一个聪明的船长一起去钓鱼。它们离开码头不久，两只笑鸥（laughing gulls）从上方飞过。其中一只笑鸥有些内急，于是它就落在一个老头的光头上解决了。另一个老头喊到：“别急，我去拿一些手纸来！”，这时聪明的船长接话了：“不必了。等你拿到手纸，那只笑鸥肯定飞走了。”

vivian · 发表于 2006-4-26 20:32:41

30.一个胖女人胳膊下面夹着一只鸭子走进酒吧，伺应生说：“对不起，我们这里不接待猪。” 胖女人说：“这可是一只鸭子！” 伺应生说：“女士，我刚刚是对那只鸭子说的。”

vivian · 发表于 2006-4-26 20:33:10

31.你注意过野鸭常常组成“人”字型飞吗？你有没有困惑过一条边常常比另一条边长一些？-----啊，那时因为嘛-----长边的鸭子多一些。

[此贴子已经被作者于2006-4-26 12:33:44编辑过]

vivian · 发表于 2006-4-27 21:36:26

<span lang="FR-BE" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">33.<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: FR-BE; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">为什么小鸡要穿过马路？因为它要到路的另一边去。

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